Okay, think of what little patience I have as… oh, I don’t know… your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends… well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of “About Last Night” and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs (via cjscreativejam)
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Nessa: No I dont want anything from you!

Person on wonderland: Just take my help you need it

Nessa: Not goa happen :) Id be to much trouble

Him: No trouble at all, I get to spend time with my lovely Nessa who dislikes me <3

(via djnessa)
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here’s to the “fuy” girls.

mustacheyouaquestio:

So two things about me are absolutely true: 

  1. I’m incredibly eloquent in everything I do.
  2. I have unmatched skills in seduction. 

Well they might not be “absolutely true” but they do have some ring of truth to them…[said nobody ever].

I always have this knack of making things weird. I don’t know if it’s my “bitterly sarcastic voice, which by the way, won’t get [me] any friends in the future” (my cousin’s words, not mine), or if it’s my fantastic ability to make creepy faces (my words this time), but it seems like I can just make things weird. 

But to me, weird is good. Weird is exciting. Weird is…interesting. But evidently not to the other sex. To he who shall remain nameless, weird is just plain meeeeh. 

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her-monster-mouth:I love him.Pimpology and The Truth About Men.

her-monster-mouth:

I love him.

Pimpology and The Truth About Men.

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Learn from past, do your best now, and make it better later
This what makes me always hardwork if i want to archive something :)
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